THIS HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
Disneyland, c. 1950s.
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
"I cared once. Fucked me up."
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am