Random Tumblr Themes
inflightt:

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

inflightt:

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere


Disneyland, c. 1950s.

Disneyland, c. 1950s.

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

"I cared once. Fucked me up."

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am